Off topic: El kiloGoogle
Ya estoy harto de reflexiones sesudas que no van a ningún sitio, así que voy a utilizar esta entrada para lo que sirven los blogs: difundir chorradas.La última palabra imbécil que he encontrado en la web es kiloGoogle, unidad de medida de las citas en google, equivalente a 1000 resultados. Es obviamente la obra de unos geeks aburridos...
Por otra parte me ha dado en qué pensar. Quizá el kGoogle sea la unidad de medida de la verdad. Por ejemplo:
"Bush is an idiot" equivale a 32 kGoogle
"Bush is smart" equivale a 3.55 kGoogle
Está claro que no hay color. Podemos buscar también cosas locales.
"Ha sido ETA" 4.68 kGoogle
"No ha sido ETA" 1.83 kGoogle
Evidentemente hay que restar 1.83 kGoogle al resultado de "Ha sido ETA" para poder comparar ambas cifras, pero aun y así queda claro que ha sido ETA. Se acabó la disputa, contra todo pronóstico el PP y Acebes tenían razón.
Podemos comparar tambien otras afirmaciones:
"Soy feliz" 78.5 kGoogle
"Estoy aburrido" 14.8 kGoogle
"No future for me" 5.05 kGoogle
"No future for you" 4.41 kGoogle
Y así hasta el infinito...
posted by pobreinfeliz @ 6:46 PM
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